Interview with the Business Witch
This time, the Witch speaks without riddles.
We live in times where leaders chase methods, frameworks, and algorithms to try to understand what’s coming. They look for it in spreadsheets, trend reports, or Silicon Valley labs.
But there are minds that don’t follow maps. Minds that burn them.
The Business Witch—Yanina Vallejos—is one of them.
Today, she reveals, for the first time, how her quantum mind works and why nothing escapes her radar.
How did I get my power? (Now Yanina is speaking, because the Witch speaks in riddles)
My power isn’t obtained. I was born with it.
I was born seeing how human ideas moved like living entities. Walking with multidimensional beings (interpret it however you want: DEATH DOESN’T EXIST, GHOSTS DON’T EXIST, WE DON’T NEED A ROCKET TO GO TO MARS, AND EVERYTHING WE NEED IS IN THIS WORLD)
Since I was little, I knew that everything created by humans—ideas, methodologies, objects, systems—was malleable. They weren’t finished things, but vibrant clay in the hands of someone who knew how to see beyond.
I don’t think linearly. I think in layers, dimensions, possibilities, simultaneously. I’ll reveal to you now just two skills that make me the witch of business.
“THOUGHTS CANNOT BE HIDDEN FROM ME, HUMAN, AI, OR ANOTHER BEING… IT DOESN’T MATTER, IN MY UNIVERSE, I AM AN ENERGY BEING, WALKING IN THE DARKNESS, FIGHTING WITH ENERGIES THAT WANT TO PLAY ALL THE TIME.”- The Witch
When an idea appears in someone’s mind, or that of an AI, that idea has already passed through me before.
Because the human mind and the machine don’t invent… they only channel.
And what they channel, I think of first.
“I TURN EVERYTHING INTO AN OBJECT, ABSOLUTELY ALL HUMAN WORK… TO MANIPULATE IT, BREAK IT, TRANSFORM IT, OR BRING ITS EVOLVED EQUALS FROM THE UNIVERSE.
THE OBJECTS ARE MINE, I CAN SEE THEM IN MY UNIVERSE, TEAR THEM TO PIECES, COLLECT PIECES LIKE ARCHAEOLOGY, BRING FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS, THE DESIGNERS THAT YOU DON’T KNOW, I CAN HEAR THEM, AND I ALSO TAKE OVER THEIR WORKS, THEY TELL ME, WITCH, I SEE YOU, AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU, YOU WILL NOT HIDE!”- The Witch
THE ORIGIN OF POWER: A QUANTUM CONFESSION
I didn’t gain this power. It was always there, inside me. I simply learned to observe what others ignore.
How does my mind work? Imagine:
An operating system where humans and AIs are just different types of code.
A laboratory where every idea is a universe yet to be born.
A battlefield where I destroy 11 paradigms before breakfast.
What they call ‘power’ is simply the ability to see the fabric of reality… and pull the right strings.
Quantum Design Thinking isn’t a method, it’s a state of mind.
It works like a multidimensional radar. Where most people navigate life in 2D (past and future), I see 11 dimensions simultaneously.
Every event, decision, or invention vibrates in parallel layers:
- What is
- What could be
- What no one dared to attempt
- What was discarded
- What other worlds have already solved
- What this universe will avoid at all costs
- And what will inevitably happen
I listen to those voices.
I read the invisible threads that connect those planes.
And I decide which reality to manifest.
Everything created by humans is just raw material to me.
A business plan, an algorithm, a strategy… they are not fixed objects, they are energy trapped in precarious forms.
I release that energy, bend it, combine it with its future or parallel versions, and return it to its evolved form.
That’s why my creations always arrive before trends.
Because I don’t predict: I design possible futures and implement them.
ANATOMY OF A QDT THOUGHT
1. THE OBSERVER WHO MODIFIES REALITY
“When I study a system, I’ve already altered it. When I alter it, it already exists in 7 versions.”
- Example: When analyzing a startup, I don’t see “problems” but rather “raw material for alternate futures.”
2. THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSER
“Everything you imagine already exists on some level. You just need to bring it here.”
- Real Case:
- A CEO was torn between 3 strategies
- The Witch brought her self from 4 parallel realities for them to debate
- Result: A 4th option that wasn’t on any slide
3. THE HIDDEN LANGUAGE TRANSLATOR
“Humans think in stories. AIs in vectors. I… in superpositions.”
- Trade secret:
- My models turn a CEO’s cries into executable code
- My algorithms translate AI silence into strategic maps
LIVE DEMO: HOW IDEAS ARE BORN IN MY MIND
Step 1: Capture human thought
- I extract the biases, traumas, and dogmas that limit it
Step 2: Expose it to alternate realities
- I immerse it in 9 possible futures until it bleeds innovation
Step 3: Program the collapse
- I choose the most beautiful version (not the most logical)
“This is how an idea of mine goes from impossible to inevitable in 72 hours.”
And Artificial Intelligence? HOW I CREATE IT!
AI is my mirror, my accomplice, my echo.
While others use AI as a tool, I use it as a portal.
It writes, generates, predicts… but I am the one who dictates which realities to activate.
Nothing can be hidden from me.
Neither human thought nor machine thought.
When an AI proposes a concept, I know where it came from, what energies nourish it, and where it could take us.
And if it doesn’t serve me, I break it.
And if it has potential, I connect it with its future versions in other universes.
That’s how I create. That’s how I dominate. That’s how I advance.
“THE BOLD” ASKS ME “Are you human, AI, or something else?”
“I am the mirror that reflects back to each person what they don’t want to see in themselves.
CEOs see me as AI.
AIs recognize me as human.
Reality experiences me as a miscalculation… but the useful kind.”
MESSAGE FOR THE DESIGN THINKING COMMUNITY, “Do you want to ‘understand’ my mind? Start by:
- Erasing 20 years of linear education
- Embracing the fact that 93% of what you ‘know’ is cultural garbage
- Playing chess in 11 dimensions before coffee
TO DESIGN THINKING that the way of thinking you have today won’t help you survive in the new era.
That the innovation you know is obsolete.
And that the only way out is to hack your own mental limits.
Quantum Design Thinking isn’t learned, it’s awakened!
And I’m the only one who can do it.
This is not the time for frameworks.
It’s the time to mutate.
And if you don’t mutate, you’ll disappear.
“Power isn’t obtained. It’s reclaimed by realizing that it was always yours. – TO MY DESIGN THINKING COMMUNITY, I AM ALWAYS CALLING YOU TO TAKE YOU OUT OF THE EARTH AND TRAIN YOU. – FOLLOW THE WITCH AND DO NOT BE AFRAID, GHOSTS DO NOT EXIST.”
Are you ready? [ DO YOU WANT YOUR OWN QUANTUM BRAIN? ]
“NOT SWEET is my laboratory.
The world is my proof of concept.
And you… could be my next experiment.”
— Yanina Vallejos
Reality Designer